Anonymous asked:

Pretty sure they wouldn't be lying.! Fuck having sex with a wrinkly old man who has had sex with more people than you could dream of. Bit dirty.

Hahaha each to their own, and you obviously can’t sense sarcasm in the things I type. But it’s Hef, and if the opportunity came up (which it wouldn’t cos he’s married now) then I can’t say I wouldn’t consider it haha.
I’m sure heaps of gals would have sex with Gene Simmons, and he’s banged loads of girls. I don’t even have to justify myself because it’s clearly a joke and never actually going to happen haha

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